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[The feed turns on to show a teenage boy sitting on a bed in some sort of house and an Eevee curled up happily by his side. Man, it sure is a good thing that he managed to find some temporary shelter from the snow...
As he begins to speak, he looks a bit flustered.]
Hi, um... My name is Hajime Hinata. I'm a student from Hope's Peak Academy in Japan, and I just arrived here a little while ago.
[Like anyone cares where he's from... but it just felt right to say for some reason. He pauses for a moment as he tries to figure out what to say next.]
I guess... we're all stuck in the Pokemon world now? It's weird... I haven't played the games in years, but I'm pretty sure that the starting town was supposed to be Pallet Town. Actually, I was looking at the map earlier and none of the towns seemed familiar at all. But I guess I could just be remembering wrong...
Oh, and also...
[He shifts the camera's view to the window where a red-nosed Stantler can be seen some distance away, seemingly beckoning to a group of people standing nearby.]
Since when did Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer become a Pokemon?
[No really he's confused here.]
As he begins to speak, he looks a bit flustered.]
Hi, um... My name is Hajime Hinata. I'm a student from Hope's Peak Academy in Japan, and I just arrived here a little while ago.
[Like anyone cares where he's from... but it just felt right to say for some reason. He pauses for a moment as he tries to figure out what to say next.]
I guess... we're all stuck in the Pokemon world now? It's weird... I haven't played the games in years, but I'm pretty sure that the starting town was supposed to be Pallet Town. Actually, I was looking at the map earlier and none of the towns seemed familiar at all. But I guess I could just be remembering wrong...
Oh, and also...
[He shifts the camera's view to the window where a red-nosed Stantler can be seen some distance away, seemingly beckoning to a group of people standing nearby.]
Since when did Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer become a Pokemon?
[No really he's confused here.]

video; aaaand spoilers in this thread too
At the mention of being hit, his Eevee flattens its ears and whimpers a bit, also staring at the Mawile with an unsure expression.]
W-Why would I want to hit my Eevee?! And who are Mondo and Ishimaru? And... what's that Pokemon?
[It's creeping him out...]
thinkin u were free from the spoilers? think again punk
[The Mawile creeps closer.] Big Bro Oowada and Ishimaru are apparently SHSLs too! Or that's what they say, at least. But they seem nice, and not creepy loli pedos, and Big Sis Nanami is probably with them!
This is Ayani. [Saionji promptly grabs Ayani by the root between its two heads, and she starts yelping.] She's not soft or responsive at allll! She makes weird noises, but never gets hurt if I throw her against the wall or something. But I'm preeetty sure your 'Eevee' if Ayani can get her chompers on it!
Chomp chomp chomp! Tearing it apart like a rainbow of meat! C'mon, you heard that whimper! Imagine how much different noises yours can make!
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C-Can we not talk about this anymore?
[He's changing the topic now, thanks.]
Anyway, I'm guessing they're taking you to Goldenrod? Nanami said that that's where everyone is staying. I don't think I'll be able to get to Cherrygrove in time, though, so just go without me.
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[Like she said, she has no use for hesitating fools.] Yep, that's where they're taking me! Awww, really? Well, have fun freezing in the snow and become big purple rat food, then!
[Saionji finally drops Ayani, and she lands face flat.]
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More like freezing on the back of a flying reindeer... But Tanaka's with me, too, so I think I'll be fine for now.
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Well, if so, you still have to steal his earring for me! No buts! [And just like that, she turns the video off.]